I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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