This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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