I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
