I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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