Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
