so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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