I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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