12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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