How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think people are normalizing furries
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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