We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Randomize
