I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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