Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
