he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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