she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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