Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
