Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
why do cheetos always look like penises
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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