Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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