if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
one might say we're banned from that church
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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