Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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