I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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