So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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