ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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