Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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