Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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