Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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