I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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