hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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