i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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