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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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