I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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