uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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