You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i came on her dog
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
the liver wants what the liver wants
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm always down for nudity.
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