Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
