How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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