We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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