She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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