So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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