Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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