someone get that fucking seahorse.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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