No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
