like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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