i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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