Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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