your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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