just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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