Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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