I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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