Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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