Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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