There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Little spoons don't ask big questions
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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