I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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