Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
NoShamevember. You game?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
false alarm, still single
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
