shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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