if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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