I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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