I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
